2. Web chat sex -
M: sister we met it! No other meaning you want a meal. -
Woman: What you eat me? What grade? What price? -
M: As long as my sister compliment to the city the hotel as you point. -
F: Really? Would not you? -
M: I believe my brother have the strength. -
Woman: Well, you do not afraid point. -
M: As long as my sister would see my brother soon realized. That going? -
women: go to your house, so wife to cook food. -
3.'s wife: her husband, tomorrow is the fifteenth day that you and I see the lights, stroll to accompany accompany Yang Yang relationship! Ha ha -
Cardiff: We two do not have to accompany emotional support, and deep enough, and then deep to hit the magma. -
Wife: Well! life if one day I can not take care of themselves, you can do to take care of my whole life? -
husband: If you love me deeply, I believe you will not use my care, I'm afraid of drag! -
Wife: You! ! Ah!!! -
4. School fifth grade teacher assigned essay, entitled: write a tug of war. Requirements: must be after the beginning of the end. -
a student to write: -
afternoon, we held a group and Two tug of war. (Beginning) -
their class pull over, pull over our class. (After) -
Finally, our class won! (End) -
very angry after watching the teacher, in his book and drew a big circle. And wrote the reviews: too short! -
composition of the student to pay again becomes:, -
afternoon, we held a group and Two tug of war. -
their class pull over, pull over our class. Their class pull over, pull over our class. Their class pull over, pull over our class. (Written ten times) -
Finally, our class won! -
5. class, pretty serious female teacher explained to the children: Such as Xiao-Ming, please use the -
Xiao Ming: I'm not very good economic conditions at home and can only live in 40 square meters of the breast. -
teacher: (I'm dizzy) ... ... ... ... this not-for-one. -
Xiao Ming: I have to skip school every day in front of my house a cleavage. -
Teacher: (weighs) ... ... No ... ... and back to one. -
Xiaoming: ... ... teacher, I really can not think of coming. My nipples want broken. -
teacher: ... ... -
6. a bus, a girl can not stand the stuffy bus, while her people do not pay attention, Discovery stealing clothes behind the zipper pull, there is really a cool feeling, and she zipped it up again . Soon she felt hot, and again zipper pull. It's that one way or another down several times. Girl standing behind the man spoke:
7. a group of people to travel to a local customary breakfast is bread, rice and an egg per person. This morning, one peeling an egg is bad, just like the waitress said: voice shouted: Miss called, the sentence: Then came the waiter restaurant director, said: sentence:
8. the daughter of a driver driving past a village in the country. Saw a woman looks dignified, graceful, so get off like to indecently assault her. -
met the woman, hastily exclaimed:
drivers listened, quickly jump on cars to go, fled by car. -
The woman in the car stamped:
9. a daughter to get married, but husband not a Buddhist, parents do not agree. The man persuaded the woman had to listen to study Buddhism, an early prospective parents-praise. -
over a period of time, parents asked about the man's current situation to her daughter, she said he had a Buddhist. So the parents said:
10. Xiaoqian is a beautiful woman moving, but her digestive system is not very good, and it often fart. That day, Xiao Qian in the bus and put a fart ... ... a classmate standing next to her trabecular immediately said: . -
but not in the moment Xiaoqian again ... ... another student a small river also went on to say: -
However, she could not help but put a super loud, super smelly fart ... ... At this time, there is a student Chen quickly cut in and said: .
11. two seriously injured patients in the ward chatting. -
one said: things too far, did not see. I'll quickly go over, and saw sign that read: ditch in front, please bypass. can be just read, I did not react, carrying the man and car fall out.
this point, he paused and asked:
that suddenly gave him a look, said:
1, bathe the tortoise is seen by toads, -
turtle: have not seen such beauty as I do? See you almost have to pop out of the eyeball. -
toad: Girl, you tease me, did not see me have goose bumps yet? -
2, oriole see Xunshi the weasel said:
Carter, oriole was shot down, weasel cursed:
3, dragonfly made a girlfriend, Dragonflies do not trust my mom asked: What does she do? -
dragonfly: It was singer Oh! -
dragonfly Mom: Singer? Before a dig it! -
4, an ant and tree crow fight! -
ants: You kind of give me down! -
Crow: So, you kind of give me up! -
ant: good! you waiting for me to have you look good! -
Crow: What do you want? -
ant: I'll go get all my brothers, shake you down and killed along with you! -
5, both the welfare lottery feces shell mantis, a dragonfly feces shell: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill! -
feces shell dragonfly B: You Ah Tai Su it! If I won the lottery to bag a living, eat fresh! -
6, male butterflies of the female butterfly sings: -
along came the scream, the mother butterfly sings:
7, playing a pair of ducks to the river and saw his wife in the hibernating frog river cave. Drake: Look, more happiness. Duck on drake: Do not look, is the big boss, live in villas, honeymoon, let's say nothing in this life, sir! -
8, the first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home. -
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home. -
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit cried: -
If you dare to use TMD Hu carrots as bait, and I flat dead! -
(a) drink too much of a village home into the wrong pen, the sow lying beside said: Wife: Give me some water, sow hum a hum, the village head said, do not chant will not fall down , Caesar what Johnson. Readily touched, said: buy leather you, or double-breasted it. -
(b) of the old couple to take pictures, the photographer asked: -
(c) of the day, a barber to the beat of a selling candied fruit, and to the police station the police asked the barber: Why did you hit the sell candied fruit? Barber said :***, perm in my room, he shouted out
(d) a male into the constipation, to find that one person ran into the room the instant the wind and rain, -
(e) foreigners travel Laiwu, the case of a funny cat lady, came to ask: What are you doing? The old lady replied: Ancient Nepal pound cat! Startled foreigners, even the elderly will be foreign language! Presented its chocolate, dried sweet potatoes the old lady thought it was, and said: I Laiwu there! Foreigners fainted! -
(VI) Butterfly on bees, said: You're a petty, packed in a sweet belly but are reluctant to give me a bee wrote: Hmm! Said I, you two antennas on his head so long Why do not message me it. -
(g) {peer} beetles and mosquitoes love, beetles: The.
(h) husband: is it now? Wife: ten, her husband: the complete it? Wife: it is too early, others do not get some sleep! I asked ten o'clock it? Wife: eleven o'clock in the whole bar. -
(ix) the couple fighting, put a pillow thrown downstairs, a beggar was passing through, Jinki, and then flew the next quilt, beggars ecstasy, wiping away tears rushed upstairs shouting: upstairs in the big brother, Please, put that woman toss come. -
(x) Wife: night is not trying to Event? Husband: old thought his wife: not allowed to say that tired after work that night, not the spirit, can not fool on the bin, her husband: a must, wife: That night, my clothes are washed for it. -
(k) of a young woman out the trash, do not accidentally slipped in the garbage, was about to get back up again by a scavenging of the old man in his arms, feeling the old man said: people just do not live in town, Do not say such a good wife, do not the. -
(xii) an NPC toes suddenly blue, miracle-working doctor diagnosed with cancer, so removed, a few days, two toes become blue, the removal of three days later, bluish feet wide, had to switch to large hospitals, the last expert consultation diagnosis: socks fade. -
donkey into the city to catch a farm, donkey red light, fined 10 yuan. Drink donkey farmer: Farmer even more gas: Farmer was in a rage, then shouted: Farmer fire: Farmer tears Road, . Farmer said:
2. boss called Secretary: Beijing these days I accompany you play, you are ready to look at -
secretary called her husband: these days I want to go to Beijing for a meeting with the boss -
man called lover: My wife was not at home these days, with me -
Valentine called counseling students: the teacher something these days, closed -
students called Grandpa: no classes the past few days, Grandpa you play with -
grandfather to the Secretary to call: Beijing can not go, and grandson asked me to -
The man called the Secretary of : CEOs do not suddenly something Beijing for a meeting of the -
husband to lover to call: his wife does not go, another time -
lover to guide the students to call: as usual these days!!! -
students to call Grandpa: 555 teacher said usual these days -
grandfather to the Secretary to call: or go to Beijing now, you're ready for -
3. a beggar knocked on the window saying: Give me some money. -
Mr. read, to say: it gives you a cigarette. -
beggar said: I do not smoke, give me some money. -
Mr. said: I car have beer, you drink a bottle of bar. -
beggar said: I do not drink, give me some money. -
, said: If this is so, I take you to mahjong, I pay you betting on, is you win. -
beggar said: I do not gamble, give me some money. -
, said: I'll take you to enjoy sauna -
beggar said: I do not prostitutes, give me some money. -
Mr. : Are you on the train, and I take you back, let my wife see: a non-smoking, no drinking, no gambling, no prostitution a good man can be mixed Chengsha Yang! - p>
4. Mr. Zhang graduated from the police academy two years of marriage, the wife always felt something was different, suspected his wife was having an affair. One day, Mr. Zhang is always found his wife on a cell phone text messages from strangers, and the contents of each message is the same: -
eleven p.m., Mr. Zhang's wife in one fell swoop would be derailed and that is sexual immorality catch the man. -
Zhang cursed: not underestimate me, do you think that message I do not understand? read backwards is
5. Dragon turtle eat dumplings, so the snail to buy dumplings. After two hours, the snail has not come back, the turtle anxious curse: fuck I do not come back to starve to death! Then the door came the sound of a snail: I do not you fucking say it! - / p>
day, the ox to the ass out of a problem, ask Ass brains, or not answer. Cattle curse: What ass, Nanzuonvyou it! -
2. seven years after graduation, and finally take a big project, building a chimney meters, two-month period, cost three hundred thousand, but to Advancer. Finally finished out late last year. Today people to come to acceptance, being yelled die, not get paid. Damn! Drawings look backwards, others to dig a well! -
3. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived. -
4. The doctor asked the patient how the fracture. Patient said, I think there are sand shoes to hold the poles shake shoes. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick gave me two sticks! -
5. one said, turtles father, mother and son of a bitch turtle family decided to go hiking, they took a brick-and two cans of the sea -
the end of the chicken, then went off to Yangmingshan. Hard to climb ten years, at last! They sat on the floor, remove the equipment standard -
prepare dinner. Results, but found no band can opener! -
son of a bitch:
Turtle Dad:
son of a bitch:
So son of a bitch journey home ... ... ... -
time flies, time flies, and shortly passed 20 years, son of a bitch has yet to emerge. -
Turtle Mom:
Turtle Dad:
blink of an eye is five years, the turtles still can not see traces of his son. Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to start. -
out getting ready to eat cake ... ... -
Suddenly, son of a bitch stuck his head out from behind a tree ... ... -
son of a bitch:
to be I wait until the bar! I hate most people lie to me! -
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6. small Xin: Daddy, why my name there are three payment? -
Dad: lack of gold in your life, so take the name of Xin, like some life in the water to take named Miao, and some lack of wood called life in the forest. -
small Xin: Dad, you say that Guo Jingjing and her sister lives in the lack of it? -
7. a pair of male and female friends sitting on a park bench in love, women suddenly want to fart. -
of the man said: I am Valley Division of the birds, not as you listen. -
men really than hear. -
Thus, women in the -
women: do not like the valley like a bird? -
M: fart too loud, I could not! -
8. turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. After 2 hours. Snail not come back. Turtle anxious curse: fuck I do not come back to die! Then the door came the sound of a snail: I say you are his mother not to go! -
9. somebody keep a pig, sick, abandoned, then know that return pig, the number of abandoned reactive. Day, the car turned a lot of bending abandoned pig, late-night call the family, asked: ; -
10. elephant accidentally stepped on ants, ants are out in force, have climbed to the elephants. Elephant shook himself, the ants have fell off. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants loudly called for -
11. day computer class, there is a row of students computer crashed. Then a student stood up and said:
12. a monkey eat peanuts before going into the bottom a chance to eat first. This manager explained: It has been fed peaches, Peach not pull out the results, monkeys scare, and now we must eat a good amount. -
13. Xiao Ming:
Dad:
14. a story:
was unable to bear asked:
continue to tell the story:
15. there are people just learn a foreign language, the day walking in the streets, accidentally stepped on the foot of a foreigner, the man said hastily: m sorry too. five .
16. Monkey Monkey King wrote a letter -
Dear Monkey: -
I write this letter slowly, because I know you see the word offensive! -
down our 2 week rain, the first 4 days the second time under the following 3 days! -
Huaguoshan you been? I had very bad in heaven, because there is no gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot are not fall, do not you say bitter? -
beef noodle soup here is very delicious, Maybe you can come with us to eat hot pot restaurants West! -
Guanyin your sister to give birth, because students do not know the man or woman, we do not know if you want to be uncle or aunt! -
I sent your clothes you get it? When I was afraid to go to send overweight, so cut out the buttons on the pockets of clothes! -
is late to write here, the time to me to play, remember not to drink plenty of water, or to the urine does not come out here very hard to accept! -
P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been glued! -
17. a dyspeptic patient complained to the doctor: I'm getting is not normal, what to eat pull anything, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? Doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out. -
18. someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: He can not help but sigh,
19. One day an ant is the sun, suddenly saw an elephant walking leisurely, got busy with straight front legs, next to the rabbit hurriedly asked you doing? Ant said:
20. earthworms a day is very boring, cut into small earthworm put his two went to play badminton, earthworms, a good mother think this way, put yourself into four paragraphs to play mahjong, and earthworms father thought like, put his into the minced meat. Earthworm mother cried and said: hare ran quickly went in front of all on fire, but also to stay inside .....? son that? A ........ my socks off 23. a man to be wearing a river fishing No one leaves a fish hook ~ half, he changed a piece of bread, like a half-day did not fish on the hook ~ ~ no way ~ as he had to replace it, or half of earthworms did not fish on the hook under the ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water and pulled out a large 100rmb scolded :Buy their own! ! ! [B] 31. I spent 80,000 bought a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to
34. father to his son a story: ? No half-bound woman; not the man's face lit up: That I should have it later in life? fortune teller said: hey, to later in life you get used to a person's life -
37. someone to dinner, see a piece of beef noodles in the beef, they pointed to the bowl asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious, do you expect to get that from my wife in a pie a wife do? -
38. Three mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, wine, drink American wine mouse, go to step 3 down; drink sake mouse, go to step 2 down; mice drinking Chinese Erguotou , holding a kitchen knife, shouted:
39. in a restaurant meal, a customer waiting for a long time to call the waiter asked, ? have to wait?
40. Once a man Jiao cool. -
he was dead. -
funeral that day. -
his family cried :'-
Shuang Shuang Ah Ah ... .... '-
passersby puzzled. Asked: 'what are they cool. '-
family cried: 'Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!! -
41. a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: negotiators, said: not my intention, God will not lose my temper, I will brave live with my endless creativity. to set off the beauty of this world! In fact, I really, really very creative ... [B] 48. mouse to facilitate See also Bear, too scared to say a word, the Bears saw a mouse, said: Bear asked: [The mouse when the toilet paper the ..-
49. just chat with friends, which comes to you, you know? I quarreled with them, and almost beat them, because some of them say that you monkeys, apes and some that you like, just too much! Did not see you as a pig! -
50. panda birthday, you said: I made two wishes, one is able to cure my dark circles, the other is to want to have a color photograph -
51. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly is married to a snail. Bee puzzled: Where is he better than me butterflies answer: whatever the outcome, people have their own house, which, like you live in the dormitory -
52. One day an elephant in the bath. Suddenly there was an ant came to this they said. You stand up. Started to stand up. Ant! You sit down and go. Understand the elephant you want to do now to ask ants. One will stand up and sit down for a while. Ant answered! I lost my underwear see if it is stolen you wear -
53. production team has just bought a donkey, but he died a few days. just a mare in heat. production team of employees to call to the production of business in the field captain. , but the jackass is dead. is to buy a head of a donkey, or wait for you ?
54. small beetles: Mom, why do we have to eat shit it? Beetles mother: the child, how can we say, when to eat such a disgusting thing -
55. a meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, I hope you can become prettier. Who knows just finished Xu wish meteor I was not embarrassed?!! [B] 59. Restaurant fly fly toilet, said: fishy Zhuxiu you chase all day, I drink all day long popular spicy, come now! toilet flies: Road of different phase plan not to eat in good You Shayong, light ass you've seen a few beautiful women? -
60. sophomore, all quarters of the girls like Zhou Hua Jian's songs, a tape was borrowed by us to go. Day, the girls ask spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? Girls bunk answer: in my bed too! Silent two seconds, and then all the overturned bed. -
61. a boy to a classmate to take a sheng nickname, called Pan Zhu, girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys the next day, speaking teachers in the class: nicknames, can not people like the Han to Jiaosha it ?
62. a dog to see the road over an ordinary dog, appeared and started to go asking it: I am dog, what you are? Ordinary dogs look at it dismissively said: idiot, see, I was undercover! -
Seven Fairy Lake in the bath , Journey anxious to see. -
monk shouted sternly toward the lake: the donor, be careful crocodile ah! -
flying fairies naked shore. -
Pig sigh: Leadership IQ can not go beyond ah -
four monk to travel by plane, the way the crash, but only three parachutes. -
a result, Tang Seng said, and everyone to answer, not answer to the jump. -
Monkey: Monkey King, the sky a few sun ah? -
Monkey King: A. -
Monkey: give you a hand. -
Monkey: Drifting, the sky a few moon ah? -
Drifting: A. -
Monkey: also give you a hand. -
happy side of the Pig, so simple question. -
Monkey: Journey, there are few stars in the sky ah? -
. . . . -
Pig jumped down. -
Before long, four of them and fly to travel. The way they crash, or only three parachutes. -
they continue to answer questions. -
Monkey: Monkey, when the PRC was established it? -
Wukong: 1949. -
Monkey: give you a hand. -
Monkey: Drifting, the liberation war, 死了多少人 ah? -
Drifting: 250 million people. -
Monkey: also give you a hand. -
Monkey: Journey, that 250 million people in the name of what? -
...... Journey has just jumped from one. -
third time, four of them and to travel by plane, and on the way and an accident. -
this time, the Pig said: Master, you do not ask, I just jump. -
then plunged into the stream. -
Joining hands Monkey: Amitabha, the parachute has four -
1. One night, a naked man called a taxi, the driver stared at him intently, Naked furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother naked man it! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother! -
2. male and female friends to sleep a room, the woman drew the line: Over the line is brutal. Found that men really do not wake up over the line, the woman the man severely beat a slap in the face: you do not even like animals! -
3. Hongtao meet foreign guests one day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign guests, saying: I am his mother was seven of diamonds too! -
4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to find her mother complained: ; -
5. an old woman can not read, but like to listen to the radio, listen to weather forecasts every day. Asked the family dinner the day:
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6. cliff waving a mouse, a short front paws, jump again and again, to learn to fly, watched it fall next to the mother bat's badly beaten, worried that: it father, to do not tell it, it is not we own it! -
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7. and friends to see the sunrise the top of Mount Tai, a friend pointed to the sky, said: Bai! you yelling ah !
1. Ghost: God, I want the next reincarnation, like an angel white body, and with a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood. -
God: What do you do Whisper it reincarnated. -
2. A friend for the first time work-study program in the park Maibing Gun, I am sorry crying; this time, where one person suddenly shouted: That friend one, but was happy to follow the call: -
3. Ants and elephants get married soon, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying:
4. Boys and girls of a crush on a girl and blow it like the courage to ask what kind of boys -
discouraged the boys: -
5. One day, I catch the last train out of breath while chasing repeatedly calling: Master! Master wait for me ~ -
suddenly famous passenger stuck his head out the window, slowly in front of me: Monkey King. You do not chase -
6. Bio exam day, of which one question is to look at the legs of birds to guess the names of birds. Really do not know of a Health, angry on the paper to leave the examination room of a tear. Invigilator very angry and asked him:
7. Mongolian beautiful actress After the performance, met with the leadership came to power, and then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, not half a day client was incensed, cordial and asked: What's your name? The actress replied excitedly,
8. A man bought a parrot would say Liangzi Who, one day the owner was not at home, there is a change of gas to knock on the door. -
Parrot: Who. -
A: for gas -
Parrot: Who. -
A: for gas -
... ... -
master came home the door lay person, the owner wondering, this is Who -
door: for gas -
9. One can see a bunch of things on the road, knelt down, sniffed that may be going to the toilet, put his hand touched his mouth to lick the next point, and said, really is going to the toilet, but fortunately did not step on! ~ -
10. The doctor asked the patient how the fractures, A: I think there are sand shoes, shoes for shake leaning poles, I shake ah shake ...... someone thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick to me Two stick. -
11. A professor teaching in the field: One student quickly said: is the index finger 。。。
12. A public toilet, A Jun constipation, Abdullah did not pull out a long time, when another man rushed Jun B, just squat on the crackling tension is not good fun, A monarch heard, said: Yeah, pull so happy
13. Exercise bike for some that is, the front of a pedestrian, Moujun panic, shouting: Persevering for some that hit the pedestrian or riding too bad. Pedestrians got furious:
14. beautiful sister, 2 years old. Day, even called her mother, the little guy answered the phone. Out of courtesy, I have to look at her greeting. -
colleague's son, 4 years old. Classic sentence:
15. The road in a car accident - hurt foot turtle nest cattle. Police are investigating the cause of the accident, said Wo Niu: how the turtle hit you? The nest is hanging plaster ground beef recalls panic undecided: I do not remember, when he too quickly! -
16. A polar bear to stay alone on the ice in a daze, really bored and started pulling their hair play, one ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last one is not pulling left, he suddenly exclaimed ... ... ... ... so cold ah! ! ... ... ... ... ... ... -
17. Colleague's daughter is a small Meirenpeizai, home from the kindergarten her mother often asked her: I do not think the U.S. has 。
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18. A couple of epigenetic contraceptive failure, a small boy, the child lives out on the clenched fist, have been laughing. A nurse broke his fist. Found inside a pill, then the little boy began to speak:
19. The two men went to the mountains to play, a man fell off a cliff accidentally stumble, peer anxiously shouted: I still fall down it ~~~~~
20. I am also the top, a man riding a bicycle, the handlebars are not palms, hands across their chests, after seeing a traffic police, said: palm good! The man answered, comrades! -
21. Monkey asked the fox, how to put an elephant with a song that described the ass? Fox said: Leo's
22. Two brothers were the tiger chase, and his brother Dist, said: the 。
23. Noodles are steamed Hai Bian, looking to avenge cousin instant noodles, instant noodles for a meal to see BEAN BAG beat, came back on the noodles, said: Relax, I put it all played out feces. -
24. A stylish woman onto the bus, saw a fierce air potty paper towel wipe out a while, just to put a fart sitting Unfortunately, next to a man laughed: -
25. Penguin is boring, then think of the Arctic to look for polar bears to play -
walked away, walked for many years, is coming, do not suddenly think of it home, turn off the gas -
then return, walked away and went for many years, shut the gas, but also starting, and walked away, and went for many years -
finally came to the polar bear's door, knock on the door: -
- polar bear! Come out to play! -
polar bears: -
- does not play. -
26. Junior high school, a math teacher speaking equation change, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: students pay attention! I want to deformed! ... ... -
27. Squint a judge, the three day trial, the suspect B, C, -
A judge said:
B A:
judge was furious:
C:
28. Aircraft, the crow on the flight attendants said: the pig, said:
29. A rabbit into a shop to ask the boss: Do you have any carrots to sell here? Xiaohua QQ314121870 lonely wife said: no. After a child rabbit again Q: Do you have any carrots to sell here? Impatient boss says no! After a child again asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come back trouble and I took the scissors to cut your ears! -
After a child again Rabbit: Do you have any scissors to sell here? The boss said: no. Rabbit asked: Do you have any carrots to sell here ... ... -
30. Devil seize the princess -
devil said: You break the throat even though it is called, no one will save you! -
Princess: broken throat, breaking the throat! -
no one: the princess, I'm coming to you! -
devil: speak of the devil she is! -
Cao Cao: devil, why do you call me? -
devil: Wow, saw a ghost! -
Ghost: Fuck! Been found. -
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by: Nonsense, who found me? -
Who: Pishi with me! -
devil: oh, my god! -
God: Who told me? ! -
Who: No one told you, ah! -
no one: how can I! ! ! -
had said to the devil from schizophrenia. -
31. Princess marriage of a king was asked to head an apple on the princess, who shot a chance to have it married the princess. -
the first man shot in the apple, he said:
The second man also shot the apple, he said:
32. A person in a mental hospital practice, suddenly a neurotic chase to him holding a kitchen knife to, this man turned around and ran, ran until a dead end, thinking that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me. -
33. Flight attendant advised passengers to wear seat belts -
asks:
A:
34. A new sculpture --- a school girl held his left hand holding a dove in the book. School leaders to publicly call the name of their students. A time to respond to an endless stream, one of the loudest voices: Reading top bird-use! -
35. The sun to the grass to call -
Sun: Hey, the grass you? I day. -
grass: I grass, Who are you? -
the sun: I'm on ah -
grass: I am the grass, you in the end Who -
the sun: I'm at, ah, you grass it -
grass: TMD, Who are you in the end, my grass -
the sun: I'm at, I shall ah -
grass: I am the grass. -
Sun's mother grabbed Tel: grass, I at his mother, the grass your mother right? -
36. Male and female friends to go shopping, -
girlfriend: Oh, good acid, oh feet. -
boyfriend was nervous: how? Step on a lemon? -
37. Bear asked the little white rabbit: Take rabbit backside .-
38. Rabbits to the bakery: the boss, a hundred little bread? Boss: no. The next day the rabbit came again: the boss, a hundred little bread? Boss: Sorry, no. -
a door on the third day the rabbit: the boss, a hundred little bread? Boss: I'm too embarrassed, or not. -
skipping rabbits on the fourth day came: the boss, a hundred little bread? Boss: Great! Today, a hundred small bread ~! -
rabbit: Great! Give me two! -
39. Father and son take the bus. -
Son: Dad, what time ah? -
father: stop to go. -
son: when to stop ah? -
father: to stopped. -
40. There was a man and a tiger tied to two trees, respectively, the Tigers tied the rope below a candle to Get out the rope burns out, and if the rope is blown, the tiger will eat into out, the results say a word, no eat by Tiger -
he said . . -
41. Wolf just wanted to take food when passing a house, heard a man learned their children: Wolf was choked, said: men, men are liars !!!-
42. the girl asked her boyfriend,
boyfriend was no way Chande
43. The first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home. -
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home. -
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit cried: -
If you dare fuck with Hu carrots as bait, and I flat dead! -
44. Moujun first plane, fear, afraid to open eyes, eyes open after 15 minutes, look out the window and yelled:
sat next said:
45. girlfriend texted me:
After a while, I received:
46. Sanmao to the hair salon to do hair, the hair stylist said: I compiled a tails. Hair stylist accidentally knocked off the San Mao's hair. San Mao sighed and said: I come to a carve a good pull. Yet another hair stylist accidentally knocked off the root. San Mao saw the fire: you want me to Ah disheveled? -
47. Once there was a candy, long walk in the street, suddenly said: Oh, my feet a good soft -
48. M: Do you like me? -
women: do you think .-
MAN: Yes! -
W: You guess again .-
49. a mental patient in writing, and the doctor asked:
50. ...... side while ......-
children: his clothes off one side, while pants .-
Teacher comments: he in the end is to de-ah? or wear ah? -
Title: One -
children: one of my left foot hurt. -
Teacher comments: You are centipede it? -
subject: one after another -
children: work, my father's home after another. -
Teacher comments: You have several fathers in the end it? -
Title: sorry -
children: a bar ditch in front of my home very sad. -
Teacher comments: the teacher is more sad -
Title: and then -
children: my mother was short and tall, fat and thin. -
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of magic it? -
Title: You see -
kids: What you looking at! never seen ah? -
teacher reviews: Do not get pulled out -
Title: thriving -
children write: thriving Wing confession .-
Comments: Do not look too much drama! -
Title: delicious -
children write: delicious ass .-
teacher :.........-
Title: naive -
children write: really hot today .-
Comments: You're naive -
Title: Sure enough -
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit. then Liangshui -
Comments: is the phrase, not separate -
Title: First ...... then ...... Example: eat first, then take a bath .-
children: Sir, good-bye! -
teacher reviews :.................-
Topic: What is -
children: a train passing Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover -
Teacher comments: I have to die -
1, -
toilets for men and women connected to the school. Forget to bring a girl to the toilet tissue, is embarrassed when the man next door came the bathroom toilet, girls Huarong pale and loudly asked, A boy next door, deep and powerful way:
2, -
doctor asked the patient how the fracture. Patient said, I think there are sand shoes to hold the poles shake shoes. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick gave me two sticks! -
3, -
biology class, the teacher asked: How can we correctly identify the octopus hands and feet? Student A: fart smell to it, it will cover your nose is the hand, the other is the feet. Class are down. -
4, -
always put a person at work fart sound, my colleagues could not help saying: you can not help but speak out? Then I would see the school beauty QQ314121870 lonely he sat there shivering. Colleagues asked what he was doing, he replied: I have now transferred into a vibration 啦! -
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5, -
person ride, heard a passer in the howling: go, go, go ... ... I thought, damn I can sing: Austrian to Austria to ... oh ... voice hardly ever, fell into the ditch. Passers-by shouted: Mom! Tell you Gully ditch, you ride? ! Killed deserve! -
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6, -
carp and turtles to receive a marriage certificate. The clerk asked the age of the turtle, the turtle said: 100. Unfortunately, the clerk said: I'm sorry, in accordance with the provisions of your family, you're too young, not allowed to marry. -
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7, -
A couple came upon a wishing well of water. Her husband bent down, made a wish after throwing a coin into the well. Would also like to wish his wife, but she accidentally fell into the well without bending. Her husband was shocked, then smiled and said to himself:
8, -
a couple in river fishing. His wife keep arguing the total, for a fish hook, and his wife said: The fish is really poor. Husband said: Yes, ah, just shut up all right not to do? -
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9, -
science class the teacher asked: The teacher asked:
10, -
spiders love ants, affection Shique rejected, Spider shouted: good man!
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11, -
just a little studious student, he used the winter to earn part-time tuition. During the day to help butcher flesh at night to the hospital internship. One night there was a woman because of the emergency, to an operation, by the little light to push her into the operating room. Panic eclipsed the old woman to shout slogans:
12, -
one vomiting on the plane first, flight attendants take an empty bag, to get almost full Shiyou bag, and asked, To be back to see you everywhere, regardless of their cause, replied:
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